LilxHunter Top 10 Transcendent on Chaos

Isadora : look at the bears
Isadora : they are like
Isadora : OMGZ Steve IS 99!
LiLxHunter : o_o;

Uh oh I hope this isn`t ill-mannered activity I see...

iRO GM 02 : Hello are you ready for your interview?
Mort : yar...assemble
Inspiration~ : the bears spawned that way, I swear
LiLxHunter : yea o_o;
Shifuu : rofl
iRO GM 02 : I`ve done enough interviews, I think we should switch this up.
iRO GM 02 : One of you interview him I`ll just take notes
Acolyte : how do you feel to be the top 10 transcend!
Shifuu : hahah :D
iRO GM 02 : Ok who is designated interviewer?
LiLxHunter : GM I think your suppose to be doing your job :(
iRO GM 02 : No no you are doing fine
Mort : I think he wants you to interview GM
iRO GM 02 : ok fine
~Mikio~ : no sex talk infront of the new comers
iRO GM 02 : I really do think it would be more memorable if a guild mate
iRO GM 02 : did it
iRO GM 02 : But anyway...
iRO GM 02 : How are you today?
LiLxHunter : GM i got a request
LiLxHunter : before we start
iRO GM 02 : ?
LiLxHunter : can you actually look like a normal class instead of that GM outfit :(
LiLxHunter : it`s really horrible :P
Shifuu : ouch D:!
iRO GM 02 : I can`t, its stitched to my skin.
Acolyte : dude
Shifuu : double ouch.
Acolyte : tell him to replace priestess panties
~Mikio~ : o yessss we need those back
LiLxHunter : I guess i`m fine :P
iRO GM 02 : Why would I want to put undergarments back ON a woman?
Mort : I think they want the white ones back o.o
Inspiration~ : oh my..
Asher` : i endorse this gm
iRO GM 02 : Most of this will be edited for explicit content anyway.
~Mikio~ : hahah this gm is worthy of the sex talk
LiLxHunter : lol!
iRO GM 02 : Congratulations on reaching 99 as a transcendent.
iRO GM 02 : Has to be by the same player too, its harsh, but the ending credits are cool
iRO GM 02 : That is quite an accomplishment, what did you do to get there so fast?
LiLxHunter : Kill monsters o_o;
Shifuu : there`s an unlockable sex scene! pull it off the shelves -- oh wait.
iRO GM 02 : There is a hot-coffee like scene in RO but involves MVPing every boss
iRO GM 02 : and miniboss in under 30 minutes
Mort : Is it sexy?
Shifuu : let`s get to it, guys!!
Inspiration~ : probably involves mashing the insert button too
LiLxHunter : Is that what you guys do on your free time?
iRO GM 02 : But I digress, what areas did you frequent when leveling this time?
LiLxHunter : Turtle Island mostly and Stings
~Mikio~ : lies u lvled in ur house
iRO GM 02 : It would cut into the interview time
LiLxHunter : I believe this interview is about you more than me since you get more
LiLxHunter : attention than me :P
LiLxHunter : so GM how are you?
iRO GM 02 : Busier than a gm with a broken arm and no monitor
LiLxHunter : Sooo... How do you think iRO is moving?
iRO GM 02 : It`s not my opinion people want it`s their in-game idols` such as the
iRO GM 02 : high leveled people that they want to read about
LiLxHunter : I believe they just want to know what item I want to upgrade
LiLxHunter : I don`t think they bother reading it the interview :p
LiLxHunter : that is :P
iRO GM 02 : The interesting interviews are the catchy ones,
LiLxHunter : cause the GM cuts out all the good parts :(
iRO GM 02 : Me messing with you is a one possible catch, but its been done
iRO GM 02 : The having a friend interview you would be new
LiLxHunter : ah I see o_o;
LiLxHunter : but I don`t think anyone here would want to do that :P
iRO GM 02 : It`s a shame
iRO GM 02 : What do you think of the recent updates for iRO?
LiLxHunter : Probably the new cards
LiLxHunter : but you guys need to nerf Soul Breaker already :(
LiLxHunter : GM why are you so quiet? :(
iRO GM 02 : I`m writing down the ideas
~Mikio~ : the ideas of makin girl spirtyes more revealing
Crono : more violence
iRO GM 02 : Strange that idea divides the community
LiLxHunter : Okay since every other people that got interviewed
LiLxHunter : turn them all to Zipper Bears please :(
iRO GM 02 : But you killed them all earlier
LiLxHunter : That`s the point :3
iRO GM 02 : Could a few of you in a non mob training fashion coax a few bears here?
iRO GM 02 : no I said non mobbing fashion
LiLxHunter : oh :(
iRO GM 02 : So did you have an items you would like to be upgraded?
LiLxHunter : Yes I did
LiLxHunter : Can I trust you with my item? :(
iRO GM 02 : probably not but what choice do you have?
LiLxHunter : Probably not...
LiLxHunter : This is a win win situation for you isn`t it?
Inspiration~ : wait, he might skam j00
iRO GM 02 : Those are my favorite kind, if I upgrade it, and give it to you
iRO GM 02 : I`m a nice guy, if I keep it I`m up a few zeny
Shifuu : either way, he wins the ladies :(
LiLxHunter : :(
LiLxHunter : I know....
Shifuu : and those stitched-on robes...c`mon, that`s hot.
LiLxHunter : I guess I have no choice :(
iRO GM 02 : But if you get the item you will be the lucky one.
iRO GM 02 : *Flips coin*
LiLxHunter : wait wait
Shifuu : is it a trick coin?
~Mikio~ : dang those dancing bears followed me home
Asher` : lol
LiLxHunter : If it goes to +8
LiLxHunter : I`m sure he`ll fail :(
~Mikio~ : i wanna see a gm break something again
Asher` : the bears are all over me :(

LiLxHunter : so can you do my request? :)
iRO GM 02 : Well I guess the last part is to get all the bears to fill in for your guild
LiLxHunter : turn them all to Zipper Bears :(
Crono : uh oh
iRO GM 02 : Could each of you grab a bear and let it be on the south side of you?
LiLxHunter : lol someone of you guys need dex :(
Shifuu : hahah :`D
LiLxHunter : get a bear D:
Acolyte : my care bear

They seem to be in imminent danger of being eaten..
Oh well.

LiLxHunter : lol o_x
Crono : it trying to hug me
Crono : but i have to high flee ;(
Kalisto : watching someone dies and gm has to slave them
Crono : cath i know this is tough try to stay alive
catherine : shutup!
Acolyte : you too shifuu
Crono : <3
Shifuu : hey!
LiLxHunter : turn them into the bears :(
iRO GM 02 : on 3 obliterate them lilhunter
iRO GM 02 : 3

So little regard for his guild mates.

Crono : i see you in the afterworl steve ;o
Kalisto : he doesn`t use awakens!! he`s too cheap ;o
Shifuu : steve i`m too sexy to die ;_;
LiLxHunter : why didn`t you turn them the bears :(
iRO GM 02 : Well in the past we let the animal eat the characters...
iRO GM 02 : But it involves massive xp loss
Acolyte : we don`t care... do we..
Crono : GM, i got a deadbranch here with your name on it
LiLxHunter : so GM how about my request
LiLxHunter : it would be nice to see my guild bears for one day :(
iRO GM 02 : About me deleveling them to level 1?
Shifuu : .....D:
catherine : ...
LiLxHunter : ooo...
LiLxHunter : that would be nice
Mort : omg yes...a lvl. 1 rogue
Isadora : im not your friend now
Isadora : T_T
LiLxHunter : especially Crono please
iRO GM 02 : I must go now, I hope you all have a good day, and enjoy the future of iRO
~Mikio~ : CATHS A MAN

Don`t let the Screeny fool you this was harder to set up than the bears.

This was repeated by the entire guild for quite some time,
in response to them asking me if I was single and there were lots of females (characters) there...
iRO GM 02 : I know a bit more about our community here, I follow the old saying
iRO GM 02 : about men and women on the internet
LiLxHunter : LOL
LiLxHunter : Ah so you`ve also dated someone on RO also huh? te are the lengths the GM team will go to make sure you are entertained.